Friday, March 18, 2011

2007 In Review: Tha Official Page Of Tha Fly Native $ly $inna

"Tha Official Page Of Tha Fly Native $ly $inna"
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"Nigga Please"
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"RU Serious"
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"BREED THA LOCUS!!"
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"YUNG SNAP HOE!"
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"Bee-Diamin aka Da Bee Stang"
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dungeons & Daltons





















image courtesy Mike Reddy


Continuing the series of arbitrary city rankings, Brainslip is proud to present to you...

CITIES PART IV: Dungeons & Daltons



CITIES WITH A HIGH PERCENT OF THE POPULATION LOCKED IN BASEMENT DUNGEONS AGAINST THEIR WILL
Indianapolis: 2%
St Louis: 3%
Jacksonville: 4%
Columbus: 2%
El Paso: 1%
Oklahoma City: 5%
Fresno: 3%
Tulsa: 1%
Riverside: 0.5%
Tempe: 2%


CITIES WITH HIGH RATES OF TOOTHLESSNESS
Boulder: 3.5%
Lansing: 2%
Cedar Rapids: 1.5%
St. Petersburg: 1%
Las Vegas: 2%
Knoxville: 4%
Winston-Salem: 3%
Reno: 3%


CITIES WHERE PATRICK SWAYZE MAY ACTUALLY BE HIDING OUT INSTEAD OF BEING DEAD
Colorado Springs
Anchorage
Wichita
Akron
Spokane
Oxnard
Tallahassee
Fort Lauderdale

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

God's Name in Scifi Movies
















God's Name in Scifi Movies


T'on
Kroe
Fjorn
EeeE
Qxxot
Siile
Worlor
Elkar
Pelqwo
Sarn
Tlalb
Zuuoa
Kaia
Manaro
Shee'n
Or'nor
Borqk
Ch'zar

Monday, February 7, 2011

Mmm K?
















Mmm K?


Krunch
Kost
Krispy
Kool
Kramps
Krackle
Korner
Kar
Kanker
Krime
Krave
Kanon
Kozy

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Tossers vs. Teasers: Subconscious Subtleties and the Feminine Mystique
















Tossers
Nearly all toss without thinking. The hair toss creates distraction, drawing attention to the tosser in the subtlest of manners. On whose behalf is the tossing done? Tosser or tossee?

Tanglers
The tangler is a worrier, with a multitude of unresolved issues. All daytime knots are usually untangled during sleep.

Touchers
The toucher is a tactile being, drawn to surfaces of every type. What is the toucher looking for? Oil? Dryness? Curves? Spikes? Cowlicks? The atrophy of symmetry? Proof of perfection?

Teasers
Combination of touchers and tanglers, the teaser category strives for volume. A fluffer of all sorts, the teaser makes that which contains little appear to overflow with substance. A teaser knows what they want and knows how to get it.

Tasters
Half taste when no one's looking, the other half don't even know they are tasting. Nineteenth century analysts believed the root cause to be vitamin deficiency, however this has been disproved as of recent.

Tappers
Scalp tappers and lock tappers are one and the same. The thrill of the vibration keeps their sinuous-seeking senses alive. A skilled tapper can cause a tug with one hand. A typical tapper is well versed in the history of all forms of Jazz music.

Ticklers
Another hybrid category. A mesh of touchers, tappers, and tossers. The tickler is the ultimate public masturbator, constantly bored in the company of others. One quick tickle is never enough. It is not uncommon for a neck or shoulder tickle session to last upwards of 90 minutes. Hair lock ends are usually rounded to nub-like features on the strand scale.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Things Nerds Say Right After Opening the Door and Enter a Huge House Party


















Things Nerds Say Right After Opening the Door and Enter a Huge House Party


Let the games begin
Gentlemen, start your engines
We have arrived
Now THIS is a party
Boys, tonight we become men

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Most Favorite Foods of Mr. Marvin "Meatloaf" Aday


















The Most Favorite Foods of Mr. Marvin "Meatloaf" Aday

What are Meatloaf's favorite eats? Surprise, it's not your typical meatloaf. And some of it isn't even meat!

Fish and chips
Chowder in a breadbowl
Bangers and mash
Meatball sandwich
Shrimp burrito w/ guacamole

Cornish game hen with mole
Rabbit pot pie
Dish of grits
Curried potato pizza calzone
Turkey meatloaf with fennel and mushroom