Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hidden Catalog of Pizza Themed Prince Albums

• Rave Un2 Pizza
• P.I.Z.Z.A.
• Pizzaology
• The Pizza Invasion
• Pizza and Disorder
• The Pizza Album
• (Pizza Symbol) Album
• Pizza Bridge
• 19Pizza9
• Pizzaversy
• Pizza Rain
• Pizzasexy
• Pizzaman
• 3Pizza2Pizza
• Planet Pizza
• LOtuSPI55A
• PizZpectation


Friday, March 26, 2010

Phrase Resurgence Predictions

I'm sort of a big deal: 2014
Dude, where's my car?: 2018
Wacky tobaccy: 2022
All that and a bag of chips: 2018
Here's a quarter - go call someone who cares: 2025
Take a chill pill: 2011
Knockin tha boots: 2017

How Crazy People Answer The Phone

"I'm up"

Thursday, March 25, 2010

"Undie" Rap Group Names

Brandished Prophetz
Entrenched Nine Eleven
Underwater Dilation
Forced Fortunes
Indeclinable Indiscretions
Prolific Planterz

Moronic Movie Mispronunciations

Basic Ink Stank
Undapants Day
Bites of the Cake N Bean
Da Vinci Coats
Ratty Tool-E
Angel D's Mens

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Passwords That Will Not Be Cracked


Sunday, March 21, 2010

New Sideshow Features In 2010

Drizzlin - spinning while the gas cap is open causing gas to splash
Jusssayin - bullhorn announcing while driving
Drop writing - tagging the street while driving
Sparkin - dragging the seat belt out of the door
Sleepin - driving while wearing a sleeping mask
Clownin - stuffing 10 or more homies in yo whip

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Duck Rock

Reebok Pump Demo Sesh

Creepin On Yo Azz

Datz A Photoroll

Numeric City Nicknames

3rd City: Chicago (formerly 2nd City)
4th City: Houston
5 On It: Phoenix
Quarter City: Seattle
Century City: Boise
Double Century City: El Monte

Monday, March 15, 2010

sizzlin' - 21 hours after poppin'

crunkled - when you feel it up yo spine

shrivlin' - down 2 tha toes

halfa drop - first low

double dropp'd - second low

blinkin' - can't even open yr eyes

crimplin' - last 5 seconds of tha high

The Other Mac

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Hygenic Spooning

1. Assurance the important part of your spoon is clean:

2. Don't forget to dot your capital I's:

3. "South of the Border" look regains popularity:

Monday, March 8, 2010

Cat or Hairbrush?

Mission District version of the rubin vase:

Duc Loi Delights

Things do to at Duc Loi:

1. open the royal gate
2. tender touchin'