Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Things you do in flip flops


Use toilet
Watch an old DVD
Look for cellphone
Bake cookies
Go to see fireworks
Visit the aquarium

Things you think about on a treadmill


Kill wife
Good for nothing children
Lazy dog
Grocery list
Stupid neighbor & his stupid Hybrid
Don't forget to do taxes
Buy ficus tree
Laundry
Price of gas

Monday, June 1, 2009

Joshes













Everything Already Exists


Drape staining
Sock burning
Belt eating
Candy flushing
Casino highlighting
Rake licking
Hydrant biting

Types of Girls


Bangs Girls
Juice Girls
Pastel Girls
Magic Marker Girls
Woods Girls
Cape Girls

Alphabetic Order


axis
board
catapult
doping
entice
fleece
grape
hope
illegitimate