A Thoroughly Offensive And Surprisingly Exhaustive Alphabetical List Of Countries Where The Barrel Remains An Acceptable Form Of Attire

A Thoroughly Offensive And Surprisingly Exhaustive Alphabetical List Of Countries Where The Barrel Remains An Acceptable Form Of Attire

Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cape Verde
Gabonese Republic
Georgia
Kyrgyz Republic
Latvia
Malta
Republic of Nauru
Netherlands
Northern Cyprus
Palau
Poland
Romania

Cracked Out Sweaty Ass Drug Dealer Casual Attire For Around The House

Nothing but a...
Body gong
Neon oversized windbreaker
Camouflage cape
Leopard head hat
Rubber fly-fishing overalls
See-through raincoat
Chainmail suit of armor
Gold leaf toga

DIVE BARS YOU DON'T EVEN BE KNOWING ABOUT

DIVE BARS YOU DON'T EVEN BE KNOWING ABOUT

MISSION
The Diamond Cutter
The Ice Hut
Pic-n-Pac
The Coal Mine
Cap-N-Trade
The Punch Bowl
Wood Chipper
The Boiler Plate

TENDERLOIN
The Up-Tick
Buckle Barn
Bird's Nest
The Match-Stick
Cro-Bar
Jasper's
Kool-It
Itsy-Bitsy

SOMA
The Paper Trail
The End Game
Tap Time
Mole's Nose
Paulie's Place
Libby's Latch
The Tone-Down
Nervous Nick'l
The Hi-Five

Prison Poetry Series Volume 3: Watching TV and Eating Potato Chips

WATCHING TV AND EATING POTATO CHIPS

When the day is done and I need a break
I sit on my couch and watch The Amazing Race

I watch all night, til the news comes on
Eat all my potato chips, even the last one

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? that was nice
I always knew the answers because I was in that grade twice

Deal Or No Deal, that was fine
I was sad when it went off primetime

Prison Poetry Series Volume 2: Hamburgers and Hot Dogs

HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS

Hamburgers and hotdogs both satisfy
I like both, I can't deny

Put ketchup all over, I don't care
Make a big mess, everywhere

Put them in buns and chomp away
The perfect thing in the middle of the day

Hamburgers and hotdogs are the best
They always pass my test

Prison Poetry Series Volume 1: Cats and Rats

CATS AND RATS

A cat will eat a rat
A cat is good if you don't have a baseball bat

A cat will lie on a mat
A rat will hide in your hat

Catch a rat with a trap
Call a cat with a clap

A cat is always taking a nap
A rat is always taking your snack

Ice Cube's Favorite Ice T Songs (And Vice Versa)

Ice Cube's Favorite Ice T Songs
Squeeze
Black 'N' Decker
Girls L.G.B.N.A.F.
Our Most Requested Record
The Iceberg
Watch The Ice Break
Ice M.F. T
Make the Loot Loop
Syndicate 4 Ever

Ice T's Favorite Ice Cube Songs
Who Got the Camera?
Fuck 'Em (Insert)
I Wanna Kill Sam
What They Hittin' Foe
Black Korea
Doing Dumb Shit
No Vaseline
The Nigga Ya Love to Hate
Now I Gotta Wet 'Cha