Leg Gearre, The Wrath of (Her)zog

Lunar Leggings: Biography of a Lunar Apparel Manufacturing Company in the Chilean Highlands

Silent Saliva: The Story of a Man with No Tongue who Learns to Speak His Name

The Speed of Seed: The State Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest in West Virginia

Alligator Skin: An Investigation into the Floridian Lore of an Alleged 200 Year Old Woman

Future Guns N' Roses Albums

Capital Sauce
Whipsnap Confusion
Nubile Situation!
Carnal Supposition
Breakfast Apathy I & II
Oppressive Mirrors
Korean Faith
Locked Instrument III & IV
Warning Technocracy?
Combustible Truth

The Oldest Living San Franciscans

Western Addition

Nob Hill

SoMa

Sunset

Potrero Hill

West Portal

Omer's Favorite Breakfast Cereals Of All Time

Wild Animal Crunch
Double Chocolate Cookie Crisp
Cap'n Crunch's Oops! Choco Donuts
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
Tony's Turboz
Sugar Sprinkled Twinkles
Cocoa Hoots
Nickelodeon Green Slime Cereal
Franken Berry
Hobo Chunks
Ghosterbusters II
Froot Loops
Freakies
Cracker Jack Cereal
Buzz Blasts

A List of Lists

14 Of The Top Bus Seats To Jockey For On The 14 Mission

28 Marrow Inspired Dinners For February 2011

12 Types Of Yolk-Based Omelets For Those With Onion Allergies

26 Magnetic Alphabet Letters Color Suggestions

24 T-Shirt Styles For Each Hour Of The Day

2009 Unique And Curious Birthing Experiences Since The Birth Of Christ

5 Rocky Films Ranked In Order Of Cultural Influence

21 Things To Do Each Year Of Your Life Until The Legal Drinking Age

118 Periodic Table Elements Placed In Order With Weighted Consideration of Toxicity and Palatability

San Francisco Intersections Where You Will Definitely Get Shot

Shotwell & Montezuma
13th & Erie
Crisp & Griffith
Bacon & University
Joy & Holladay
Alpha & Wilde
Harkness & Sparta
Flood & Congo
Staples & Circular

Things That Get Krankled

Krankly ass doller bill
Krankly ass face
Krankly ass honda
Krankly ass kitty cat
Krankly ass potato chip chip
Krankly ass busted up sidewalk
Krankly ass old wig
Krankly ass puffy cloud
Krankly ass napkin ball