Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Phrase Resurgence Predictions

I'm sort of a big deal: 2014
Dude, where's my car?: 2018
Wacky tobaccy: 2022
All that and a bag of chips: 2018
Here's a quarter - go call someone who cares: 2025
Take a chill pill: 2011
Knockin tha boots: 2017

How Crazy People Answer The Phone

"Sandstorm"
"Pluto"
"Tetris"
"I'm up"
"Sorely"
"77"
"Thinking"

Thursday, March 25, 2010

"Undie" Rap Group Names

Brandished Prophetz
Entrenched Nine Eleven
Underwater Dilation
Forced Fortunes
Indeclinable Indiscretions
Prolific Planterz

Moronic Movie Mispronunciations

Basic Ink Stank
Undapants Day
Bites of the Cake N Bean
Da Vinci Coats
Ratty Tool-E
Angel D's Mens

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Passwords That Will Not Be Cracked

catfood
666
qwerty
doggystyle
princess
hustla

Sunday, March 21, 2010

New Sideshow Features In 2010

Drizzlin - spinning while the gas cap is open causing gas to splash
Jusssayin - bullhorn announcing while driving
Drop writing - tagging the street while driving
Sparkin - dragging the seat belt out of the door
Sleepin - driving while wearing a sleeping mask
Clownin - stuffing 10 or more homies in yo whip