Things Christian Slater Says Over and Over While Looking in the Mirror Pretending to be Jack Nicholson

Things Christian Slater Says Over and Over While Looking in the Mirror Pretending to be Jack Nicholson

Foosball
Benihana
Captain America
Pituitary Gland
Cantilever Bridge
Simple Simon
Rastafarian
Oompa-Loompa
Paso Robles
Ginkgo Biloba

Diceman Rap

DICEMAN RAP

Every day is not nice, you roll the dice
Leave your house, slip on some ice
Fourteen years later, your bones are better
Been laying low in Miami cause it's better weather
Diceman cometh and Diceman goeth
Drew's gonna be back with jokes to showeth
My mind is clear, the ladies are near
My rhymes are wicked, hey gimme a beer
I may be a Drew but that ain't nothing new
Lox and bagels is what you gotta do
The time is now and Dice is on the prowl
Dust off the jacket with an unwanted towel
Been working on dick jokes while my kid does math
Triangles and quadrants don't make me laugh
In a couple a months I'm headed back to Queens
Sicka these palms, you know what I means?

Brainslip Style Guide: The Panama Hat

Ladies, do you feel that heat, day in and day out? I think it's safe to say that it is indeed Panama season. No matter your face, head shape or skin tone, there's a Panama hat just right for you! Show Mr. Right that you've got a wild side with this fashion accessory that is true and tried!